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A little while ago, Maxim magazine released their annual “Hot 100″ list featuring some of the hottest celebrity women (and one man?) on the planet. What made this issue different was that this was the first time they left it up to their readers (see: frat bros) to decide who should make the prestigious list. While skimming through the names, we here at TSS noticed some shocking omissions and equally shocking additions. So we decided to lend a hand and add in some names that we felt should’ve taken the spot of Kristen Stewart, or at least Miley Cyrus.
1. Kerry Washington
How Kerry Washington didn’t make the list is beyond us. Surely they could’ve removed, oh we don’t know, a f*cking cartoon to make way for Ms. Washington but whatever. Kerry’s sexy and we know it!
2. Beyonce
Beyonce is usually on the list for sh*t like this, with her most recent accolade being named the most beautiful woman in the world according to People Mag. So why she wouldn’t be on Maxim’s list is anyone’s guess. Technically, she’s a MILF now and when you factor that in she’s 2.5 times more sexier than she was a year ago, it’s a no brainer.
3. Rashida Jones
Dammit! Rashida should’ve made the list! Parks & Recreation is a fantastic show but it’s our belief that Rashida is the SOLE reason why the show has yet to be cancelled.
4 & 5. Kim Kardshasian & Amber Rose
Look, regardless of the fact that these two slutbags are everywhere like ATM machines (no pun!) is besides the point. Fact is Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose are some bad bitches and you’re a damn lie if you say you wouldn’t slap your mama for a session with either of these two.
6. January Jones
It’s my belief that January Jones is as cunty in real life as her character, Betty Draper-Francis, is on Mad Men. We do not like this woman. But bias aside, she’s like that hot chick that you hate but would still angrily screw anyway.
7. Alison Brie
Internet darling Alison Brie who also stars in Mad Men as Trudy Campbell and on Community as Annie Edison didn’t make the cut. Apparently there are people in this world who feel as though Amanda Knox > Alison Brie. These people are wrong.
8. Meagan Good
Despite starring in this year’s breakout comedy hit Think Like A Man and thus being relevant enough to be included, Meagan “Mmm” Good was another shocking omission. We could go on and on about Meagan’s hotness but she’s been hot for 10 years strong with no signs of slowing down.
9. Zoe Kravitz
Here’s the thing with actress & rocker Zoe Kravitz: She’s dirty. You look at this chick and you pretty much have no doubt in your mind that she doesn’t shower on the regular. But we don’t care because on the sexy scale, Zoe picks up right where her mom Lisa Bonet left off.
10. Gabrielle Union
39-year-old beauty Gabrielle Union made the list last year but not this year. She still gives young whippersnappers a run for their money so she should’ve made the cut this year and the next and the next and the next…
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